I did not make cookies last night and get so frustrated that I almost threw all of the dough away.
I did not accidentally drop the baggie with crushed hazelnuts into the mixer while making said cookies, not me!
When I went to get my car washed a few months ago the automatic car wash did not break with my uber dirty car in it, that would be gross.
I absolutely did not pour my cereal into my diet coke glass last week, I can tell the difference between a glass and a bowl at 6:00 AM. Really!
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How did I miss all of these posts?!? My blogroll isn't showing your updates, I guess. Hope you don't mind I plan on stalking your blog from this point on...
Anyways---this post is hilar! hahaha
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